another survey.

it is an addiction. i know it is.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
open.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
no. it's crap. i only use aveda.

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
HA! wait, done what?

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no, but my roommate in college found a speed limit 16 sign someone had stolen and then thrown away (i know, i know, INGRATE!) and so we had it, then our RA confiscated it because it was stolen property and threw it away again.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
i must. it's a compulsion.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no, i used to save the big mailers full of restaurant coupons when i lived in decatur, though. i used a couple of them over the course of like 3 years total.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a swarm of a bees?
i would most rather be attacked by your mother.
like last night.

[please note that someone has taken it upon him- or herself to remove number 8]

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
yes, if you consider a smirk a smile.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
there is no way on earth to narrow this down to one. or even ten. please.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? as tucked in as possible, although somehow they always manage to come untucked. i toss and turn.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
sometimes subconsciously, but when i realize i am doing it, i stop, because i don't actually care.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
please. have you ever been camping?

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
no, i don't think so.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
i want to, but i try not to, because i know it's really gross.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
omg. none. but it's friday!!! ;)

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
oh, i just realized what they meant by tins. no way, that shizz is nasty. i make mine fresh whenever i want it, with real butter.

18. What is your "song of the week"?
"mad misson" by patty griffin.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
i don't care what color people wear!

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
i watch jem and the holograms and ren and stimpy coz i have them on dvd. i would watch other ones, but only if i used to watch them when i was younger. the real-retro factor.

21. What's your favorite scary movie?
scary movie 2. or dawn of the dead (the romero one). i don't know. i don't watch them usually. i had a very bad experience with poltergeist (the movie) when i was 8. plus i thought ghosts were satan's angels and could hurt me, so that hasn't helped. hmm, exorcist was pretty good, actually.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in a file folder in my living room. no one would ever find it. :)

23. What do you drink with dinner?
depends on the meal.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
i like the fake spicy ones, dipped in barbeque sauce and ketchup.

25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
too many to name. like pet peeves.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
too many to name. some are batman returns, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, now voyager, being john malkovich, and the big lebowski.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
someone who does not have a myspace account, thank god.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
yes, both. it's complicated.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
probably not.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
i wrote a bunch of thank you cards for people who helped me move coz they're the bomb-diggity.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
i *know* how to do it, but i've never *done* it.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes. a very long time ago.

33. Ran out of gas?
no, thank goodness.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?:
a (fake) bacon, lettuce, and fresh-from-the-garden tomato sandwich. on ezekiel bread, with mayonnase. i know, i know, i hate mayonnaise. it's a thing.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
strawberries. i prefer waiting for brunch and really pigging out on hash browns, pancakes, eggs, and fake sausage. i think i eat too much fake meat.

36. What is your usual bedtime?
i haven't had a bedtime since high school. (my dad and stepdad were real reactionaries, like the malibu chief of police)

37. Are you lazy?
often, but i hate myself for it in the morning.

38. When you were a kid, what were you for Halloween?
usually a witch.

[notice anything missing here?? DO YA??]

40. How many languages can you speak?
one well. i also speak a little spanish but my comprehension is really bad, so i can't really have conversations, i can just ask for things.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
hmm, yoga journal, our state (about north carolina), mother jones (i haven't paid for it; they keep sending it). i think that's it.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
legos, since i never played with lincoln logs. maybe once.

43. Are you stubborn?
incredibly.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
letterman, i guess, but i haven't watched it in a while.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
no.

46. Afraid of heights?
yes.

47. Sing in the car?
yes. loudly.

48. Dance in the shower?
no.

49. Dance in the car?
uh, no.

50. Ever used a gun?
yes. i didn't like it. i won't do it again. it was just a bb gun, too.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
when i went to chattanooga with my ex we got those old-timey portraits made. i guess it depends on how you define "photographer."

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
not inherently. have you seen dancer in the dark?

53. Is Christmas stressful?
yes, but i LOVE IT. the christmas season is a nightmare, but christmas day with my family makes it all worthwhile.

54. Ever eat a pierogie?
once.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
apple. although i really get in the mood for cherry pie sometimes.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
actor, teacher, astronaut, queen, president, lawyer, musician. one out of seven isn't bad, i guess. :)

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
kind-of. i no longer believe they are satan's angels, though.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
didn't you just ask me that?

59. Take a vitamin daily?
i can't remember. i'm too senile.

60. Wear slippers?
yes, it's very hard for me to get the right pair. i have one that is currently sufficing, but i'm in the market for a better pair.

61. Wear a bath robe?
not usually. i love living alone. :)

62. What do you wear to bed?
i usually sleep in a nightie.

63. First concert?
the indigo girls. with stacie, who is on myspace! hi stacie!

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
target, although i'd rather avoid all three if possible.

65. Nike or Adidas?
adidas.

66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
doritos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
dry roasted peanuts!!

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
yes. it's trail mix, with nuts, dried fruit, and m & m's. we used to make it in girl scouts. see, polyester, you should have made time for girl scouts.

69. Ever take dance lessons?
yes, i took ballet until i got tired of the teacher telling me to pull in my fat butt, then i took modern until i got tired of hopping across the room to the tune of "ghostbusters" by ray parker junior, doing that thing where you pull your two fingers across your eyes, like they did in pulp fiction. see, i only wanted to be a dancer because of the accessories. i can do interpretive dance on my own, homie! i don't need lessons!

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
i actually can't picture my future spouse, so this question means nothing to me.

71. Can you curl your tongue?
yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
no. i never participated in one. too stressful.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes.

74. Own any record albums?
no.

75. Own a record player?
no.

76. Regularly burn incense?
no.

77. Ever been in love?
unfortunately.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
patty griffin, the magnetic fields. i wish i could have seen ella fitzgerald, sam cooke, and the squirrel nut zippers.

79. What was your last concert you saw?
geez, i think it was mark kozelek, forever ago. could it be? i'm going to see sufjan stevens in a few months.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
hot tea in the fall, winter, and sprin. cold (SWEET) tea in the spring and summer.

81.Tea or coffee?
coffee, although i have repeatedly tried to break myself of my coffee addiction.

82. Favorite kind of cookie?
oatmeal molasses chocolate chip cookies.

83.Can you swim well?
well enough.

84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
yes.

85. Are you patient?
god, no.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
i don't care, it's not my wedding.

87. Ever won a contest?
not that i remember.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
no.

89. Which are better black or green olives?
black olives.

90.Can you knit or crochet?
i knit myself a scarf, but i haven't knit anything since then.

91. Best room for a fireplace?
i don't really like fireplaces. i know, it's weird. i have a nice one in my living room, though.

92. Do you want to get married?
i don't know.

93. If married, how long have you been married?
four years. just kidding. obviously.

94. Who was your HS crush?
you know, i don't even feel like saying. besides, there were several. ok, many.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
i cry, but it's involuntary, and i never throw a fit to get my way. well, maybe a little...

96. Do you have kids?
i have two cats.

97. Do you want kids?
yes, but i do love my cats.

98. What's your favorite color?
black and blue. it's a tie. and a rolling stones album.

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
i miss my family, and nikki.

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
i'm looking forward to going out tonight with a friend of mine.