"In terms of money, that's really not what we want here. Again, we want to make sure that Vic-Marcrida Patterson is fully redressed for her grievous injury. Again, she's had some injury, she's missed work, she's gone through a lot of suffering as well. We basically want to make Marcrida whole again."
[blows raspberry]
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i heard about that!...
I'm sorry, but why would anybone in their right mind want underwear with metal on it? Probably flew off during some rough sex!
I just hope, whatever the circumstances, that Marcrida Patterson is fully redressed for her grievous injury. Preferably in slightly more practical clothing....
I too was once wronged by a thong...I was too shy then to speak out about it, and I still don't like to talk about it...
Who the hell names their child "Marcrida?" This chick was set up for this joke the day she was born.
I like how eager that little lawyer is to gnab his first big fish-he's just precious. Way to look for an opening, guy!
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