hello. i am at work. how are you? what are you doing? i can't stop taking quizzes on blogspot. i am mad at my friends who made me join myspace because now i can't stop. not really mad, though, coz it's a lot of fun.
anyway, i thought i'd write something for real this time.
but the only thing i can think about right now is the fact that the elastic in my pantyhose is broken. let me just tell those of you who do not wear pantyhose: this is a common problem, affecting millions of pantyhose wearers daily, i'd wager, and it is completely preventable. i'll tell you how to prevent it. don't wear pantyhose. that is THE ONLY WAY to prevent it. i mean, i certainly would not have left the house this morning knowing i would be spending the rest of the day with my pantyhose down between my thighs. i would have put on a new pair! but the elastic has gradually stopped working, and now everytime i stand up, my pantyhose stay seated. loads of fun! and i pull them up but immediately, they fall down again. it's like one of those herculean tasks in the legends. only, instead of requiring great stamina, endurance, and strength, the task of keeping my pantyhose up requires divine intervention. and i guess god is busy, coz he ain't helpin.
so, what are you guys doing? is anybody exercising? enjoying the weather? eating lunch? listening to non-Enya music? reading? writing your dissertation? wearing socks? all things i would rather be doing, incidentally.
i wish you guys all well. i mean, all of you that i know. myspace is silly, and time-consuming, and fairly superficial as a rule, but i'm really glad to be in touch with some of you. you know who you are. i love you! the others of you, nice to meet you and maybe someday i'll love you too.
xoxox, charity :)
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