Thursday, June 01, 2017

40 before 40 (study/quiz 1)

So I guess I'll do one of these 40 before 40 things because why not. I always like to do an adventure on my birthday, and I haven't done quizzes in a while, so creating the list will allow me to take a lot of these as quizzes plus then I'll have a good list of mini-adventures to do before 40.

Not that anyone's counting, but I have 105 days, so I should have time to get a list and then complete all the tasks. WHAT AM I, BUSY OR SOMETHING? Why not add more stress?

I mean - fun!

This list is originally from PureWow.

1. Fall in love. 

Done and done and done and done and done...

2. Get her heart broken. 

Done and done and done and done and done...

3. Find a gyno that doesn’t make her feel like a seventh-grader in sex ed. 

Done - but I haven't found one yet in Durham, so I do need to do that. Not that it's an adventure I think worthy of adding to this list. Although it would be a very responsible addition.

4. Take a solo vacation. 

I stayed at our timeshare for an extra week by myself once and that was really nice. Lots of reading and listening to the waves. It's really nice to set your own schedule when on vacation.

5. Skinny-dip. 

Done, but not since college.

6. Try a short haircut (it’s OK if “short” means shoulder-length). 

Done. And thanks for clarifying that "it's OK" if I don't go all the way. [eye roll] In fact, I don't think I could get it much shorter than it was at my wedding. I mean technically she called it a "long pixie" so I guess there's always the option of a "short pixie." Either way, it was awesome and I often consider getting it cut really short again. Then I remember how long it took to grow out and I reconsider.

7. Cook Thanksgiving dinner. 

Done. Except, hmm. I would have appreciated an "it's OK if you're mostly vegetarian and the thought of massaging oil and spices into a dead featherless bird that looks eerily like a human baby totally grosses you out. Feel free to let someone else do that part or skip cooking a turkey - that still counts as Thanksgiving dinner."

8. Perform karaoke. 

Done and bought the machine. Well, received it as a gift from my parents who are the best.

9. Read Jane Austen.

Done several times over. Actually lost my virginity after watching Sense and Sensibility (1995 film). Don't think about that too hard.

10. Own a dress she feels stunning in. 

The problem with this is that lots of people who struggle with self-esteem never actually feel "stunning" so can we change that to a different word? Maybe "sexy"? Or "like she's not embarrassing herself too terribly"? I really like my red dress and before I gained a bunch of weight I felt that it looked really good on me. I bought it for myself for my 36th birthday at the Bettie Page store in San Francisco, too, so additional points for that.

11. Own a handbag she’s proud to bring to a job interview. 

Sure I like bringing my wooden purse around. It gets lots of complements (takes attention off terrible-fitting dresses). Mom bought it for me in the Dominican Republic.

12. Own a toiletries bag that’s more than a Ziploc sack streaked with sunscreen. 

LOL THIS LIST IS FOR WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE NOT TEENAGE BOYS RIGHT?!

Done since high school. Please.

13. Understand her color palette. 

In the late eighties I got my color palette done and they said I should wear 1) gold jewelry and 2) turquoise and pink makeup and clothes. I decided color palettes were not for me at that time, which I feel was a very grown-up decision. Now I know 1) I wear mostly silver jewelry, 2) I look good in green, 3) I wear lots of navy and indigo because they are my favorites, and 4) I wear lots of black because it matches so many things and is forgiving of a few extra pounds. So I guess yes, I understand my color palette.

14. Have a stance on organized religion. 

Done.

15. Have an orgasm. 

Done.

16. Operate a power drill. 

Done.

17. Ride a roller-coaster. 

Done but THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH ROLLER COASTERS.

18. Ride a motorcycle (yes, on the back, going six miles an hour counts). 

No, thank you.

19. Sleep outside, in a tent. 

Done. You should actually clarify "under a tarp" because that's a totally different experience. Or "under the stars" because wow.

20. Make a presentation in front of 20 people or more. 

Done.

21. Tell off a stranger. 

Working in the service industry for so many years, I've been told off by enough strangers to know that this is an extremely shitty thing to do and makes you look like a raging asshole and an idiot and people remember it and it can make them feel bad even years later. Also, you never know when someone's cat just died. I don't do this and you shouldn't either. Shame on you, quiz. [Wait does that count as telling off a stranger?]

22. Apologize to a stranger. 

I'm sorry, quiz.

23. Accidentally send an email to the wrong person and then realize that life goes on. 

Done. Like I did the SHIT out of this one.

24. Learn how to knit. 

Uh, done? Kind-of?

25. Forget how to knit. 

Ok, then yes.

26. Decide she’s comfortable with her crafting skills, whatever they may be. 

Definitely.

27. Host a dinner party. 

Done! I love it! I want to do it again and I think about it all the time but Collin doesn't really like my cooking so it's a little awkward...

28. Know how to order a bottle of wine. 

Indeed. It's all about pseudo-confidence baby.

29. Do something big and selfless for the planet or the people living on it. 

Hmm, I guess working for nonprofits doesn't really count? I'll have to think about this one.

30. Vote for a winning president. 

OBAMA COME BACK PLEASE!!

31. Play the lottery. 

Done! I've even won the lottery, although not much. :-)

32. Negotiate a raise. 

Done. So tough. I'm still really proud.

33. Start a 401(k). 

Well, 403(b).

34. Tell her mother/grandmother/favorite lady mentor just how influential she’s been. 

Done lots of times.

35. Help a friend through a difficult time. 

Done.

36. Accept a friend’s help during a difficult time. 

Done. It's easy to accept but hard to ask for.

37. Figure out how to make a house a home. 

Done - plants and books and cats and framed diplomas.

38. Grow something green. 

Done!

39. Salvage something broken. 

Well - lots of my furniture used to come from weird places and much of it was broken or worked in special ways so yes. I also glue stuff together a lot so yes. This one is a definite.

40. Dance like no one’s watching (bonus points if it’s the moonwalk).

At least once a week, but not the moonwalk.

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